Arhiiv: 18. aug. 2008

18
aug.
08

Üks väike sigaret ja vaade öisele Tallinnale..Tuul mu juustes…ja toas aurav tassike teed. Õhus on tunda sügisehõngu, mis tuletab meelde kunagist üksildast jalutuskäiku Nõmmel. Sahisevad lehed mu jalge all ja raudteesild ja Rahumäe surnuaia sügislehtedesse uppunud hauad. Tol korral ma nutsin ilu pärast, sest seda oli nii palju, et tegi mulle haiget. Ja nii hea oli nutta ja tunda, et teisiti ei võigi, et elul on veel midagi pakkuda ja seda on palju. Tunne, et ma elan veel, rõõm ainult sellest, et elan. Tol hetkel ma sündisin uuesti, et elada vaid puhtale ilule, et elada ja hingata sisse uusi sügiseid nagu see praegune, mis saabumas.  Ja vaadata jälle kuidas lehed omandavad kõikvõimalikke värvitoone ja tunda, et elul on midagi pakkuda seni kuni meie ümber ja sees on alles too jumalik, kõikvõimas, kõikehaarav, haigettegevalt õnnestav ilu.

08
aug.
08

Järjekordne test

Your result for The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test…

Goliath

You scored 60% Pride, 45% Envy, 48% Ambition, and 35% Deceitfulness!

You are Goliath, a proud warrior of your people. Though despite your personal glory, you remained a foot soldier instead of the king that you probably could have been. This is because you are content to let someone else dominate the world. You are rather lazy and unmotivated, so naturally, you tend to avoid positions of responsibility like the plague. You are a gentle hero to your countrymen (i.e. your friends, family, social groups), but a despised villain to people outside of these groups. This is probably due to your arrogance and open hostility. In fact, you are very well known for your directness and your “mean what you say, say what you mean” attitude. This attribute, combined with your pride, gives you an uncanny resemblance to the WWF wrestlers of today; you are viewed as either a hero or a villain depending on the allegiance of the fans.

Take The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test at HelloQuizzy

03
aug.
08

Your result for The Personality Defect Test…

Starving Artist

You are 0% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Starving Artist! Like some sort of emaciated Frenchman, you sit in your fancy little chair and contemplate beauty, meaning, flowers, and all kinds of other ridiculous crap. You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because it’s infinitely easier to ponder the beauty of a sock than to build rocketships. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory, like the insipid self-pleasuring of some twat who spouts artistic nonsense only for the pleasant tinkling sound it makes upon his indiscriminating ears. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational…posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving–and useless–artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the indestructible spirit of socks, and starve!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Capitalist Pig.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Haughty Intellectual, the Televangelist, and the Emo Kid.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

The following image was made by Stephan Brusche at http://www.sb77.nl, a real-life “starving artist”. Check out his website if interested.

About Saint_Gasoline

I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.

Take The Personality Defect Test at HelloQuizzy

01
aug.
08

Müstilised blogikülastajad

Siin pole sada aastat olnud ühtki uut kirjet, need lühikesed palad, mis siin vedelevad on igavad ja suhteliselt mõttetud, aga ometi käib umbes 10 inimest päevas sellel leheküljel. Need fantoomlugejad ei jäta endast maha isegi spämmi…seega on mu peas tekkinud suur küsimus, mida te siit siis otsite? Sestap üleskutse, kui sa satud mingil põhjusel sellele leheküljele või piilud siia aeg-ajalt, anna endast kasvõi minikommentaariga märku. Palun. Ma lihtsalt tahaks teada, kas keegi tõesti siin käib või on mu külastuste arvu näitav jubin luulutav või…?




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